Guide The Ten NEET Commandments (NEET Bible preview)

[Hobbit]

The Ten NEET Commandments are a list of Ten Commandments taken from a book called The NEET Bible, written by Hobbit. (I'm going to work on it eventually.)

1. You shall not work, for work kills.
2. You shall love your bed, as you love yourself.
3. You shall rest during the day, as to sleep during the night.
4. As man was born sleepy, you shall live sleepily.
5. If you decide you want to work, give it a day; relax, nap, and ponder - this too shall pass.
6. You shall give food to those whom you hold dear, whilst also indulging yourself.
7. If you see somebody resting, rest with them.
8. Shade is salvation, so relax in all forms of shade.
9. Work little if forced to; give to those you love with your spoils from the wagecage.
10. You shall not make fun of wagies, for they make the ultimate sacrifice for us to live our way of lives.

 

[VioletBlast]

THE NEET COMMANDERS!!????!!?

 

[Foidkiller]

only problem, I sleep during the day

 

[newsincerity]

6. You shall give food to those whom you hold dear, whilst also indulging yourself.

When you go to work/classes in the morning and realise how many people rely on garbage like chocolate bars hot dogs coffee to go through the day because there is no real food out there it is brutal. Had the exact same thought as you recently. Based.

 

[Foidkiller]

1. You shall not make fun of wagies, for they make the ultimate sacrifice for us to live our way of lives.

fuck this
cuckedmandments

 

[VioletBlast]

fuck this
cuckedmandments

Neet commander is proud of you. The only wagies life’s that matter are mangaka and anime studio workers.

grow your own food and live in manga cafes theory

 

[Hobbit]

fuck this
cuckedmandments

I guess you could be like many pseudo-Christians today and not follow certain parts of the Scripture/Commandments.

 

[Foidkiller]

Neet commander is proud of you. The only wagies life’s that matter are mangaka and anime studio workers.

Can't they do gig work, I'm also pretty sure the best ones often quit their corporations and go on to do their own thing

 

[Hobbit]

Can't they do gig work, I'm also pretty sure the best ones often quit their corporations and go on to do their own thing

I've read some good indie doujins. Mostly hentai, though.

 

[Foidkiller]

I've read some good indie doujins. Mostly hentai, though.

Ask yourself this, why wouldn't you put sex in your work if you were a solo independent author, it's free advertising as well, no one may even see your creations otherwise.