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TRICK QUESTION IS BLASTOISE!!!
BLASTOISE IS SUPREME
Imagine unironically picking a lizard with a candle on its tail or a salad frog in 2026.
The real ones know there is only one King of Kanto. He has the hydration. He has the industrial-grade artillery. He has the Phantom.
Look at the form. Look at the rotation. He’s doing gymnastics on your favorite starter. Charizard can’t flip like this. Venusaur is literally a stationary vegetable. Big Man is out here doing the dash."
Charizard needs a literal life-support candle just to stay conscious. If it rains, he’s a lizard. If Big Man shows up, it’s a swimming pool.
WET HIM UP LIKE A RAFT B1TCH AYE.
BLASTOISE IS SUPREME
Imagine unironically picking a lizard with a candle on its tail or a salad frog in 2026.
The real ones know there is only one King of Kanto. He has the hydration. He has the industrial-grade artillery. He has the Phantom.
Look at the form. Look at the rotation. He’s doing gymnastics on your favorite starter. Charizard can’t flip like this. Venusaur is literally a stationary vegetable. Big Man is out here doing the dash."
Charizard needs a literal life-support candle just to stay conscious. If it rains, he’s a lizard. If Big Man shows up, it’s a swimming pool.
WET HIM UP LIKE A RAFT B1TCH AYE.
