Dude are you fucking serious.
My girlfriend was watching me on the computer and I was showing her ElysianFields. She likes zebras so she said "Hey, who's Zebra?" so I said yes and clicked the thread. She saw your reply and she was fucking angry, and stormed out calling me a fuckign creep and that she's going to her mum's tonight.
go fuck yourself, dude. I'm not having sex tonight and now my gf is mad at me.
fuck you.