I locked myself outside my apartment

[MelaninWarlord]

When going to pick up uber eats

And my mum's not home so I had to eat the food outside and walk around trying to find my mum who has the keys

FML

 

[The Patriarchy]

Maybe you can find a screw driver to pry a window open

 

[MelaninWarlord]

Maybe you can find a screw driver to pry a window open

I bumped into a spider web near a tree because some guy was in the way

Summer is literally hell

If I was black I'd already have street smarts so this type of thing wud never happen