I locked myself outside my apartment

[Deleted member 428]

When going to pick up uber eats

And my mum's not home so I had to eat the food outside and walk around trying to find my mum who has the keys

FML

 

[MAGONIA]

Maybe you can find a screw driver to pry a window open

 

[Deleted member 428]

Maybe you can find a screw driver to pry a window open

I bumped into a spider web near a tree because some guy was in the way

Summer is literally hell

If I was black I'd already have street smarts so this type of thing wud never happen

 

[johnvee]

Just kick it in, thats why I did with the apartment I had 20 years ago.

 

[MAGONIA]

Just kick it in, thats why I did with the apartment I had 20 years ago.

I just break in. its my moms fault for not giving me a key when i was 13

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

I did this once. Fortunately, I had a power drill in my truck and drilled through the door hardware.

 

[ItalianMobsterShootsALobster]

Shoot the window with a gun and if the apartment is higher than the bottom floor then shoot the door handle with a gun.