one time i jized so much i obtained spiritual elevation

[porco-dddio]

I jizzed misty from pokemon and I done 8 or 9 jizzes I dont remember. All i know is I felt oxygen and very high state of spiritual elevation I became a guru.

Humans can learn petty trick to wow gullible people, such as this one: https://www.ancient-origins.net/ancient-technology/hero-alexandria-and-his-magical-jugs-001852

But in a single day I surpassed all the gurus in this world.