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It happens to be nowadays, that people are finding themselves distressed by specimens hailing from this wonderful country. Like overpowered cockroaches, they have mastered the ethnic skill group to invade other countries and have since powercrept all other deathnics to dominate the pro scene
But be not afraid, or wondering why they are so primitive, because the answer is clear, it lies not in the conflicts between their own castes, but rather all of this is by God himself . And the answer lies .. in trains. Why do you think these curries, have such an attraction to open door , high speed vehicles of high impulse? Because curries, in their dna, have a dominant allele affecting the human brain’s activation of the special P4J33T gene, which ensures that the concentration of certain compounds within their blood and endocrine secretions, will always be high. What do these chemicals do? Well , attuning to a certain combination taking temperature of India’s more arid climates, their below-altitude sea level, and the powerful-smell deathnic pheromones which they are known to emit, their bodies possess not only a special brain wiring which shares with them a special ideology, but results in a regularly-emitting pattern of electromagnetic currents emerging from their fingertips, feet, and scalps, which affect their ability to move their bodies without visible impairment, and drive them towards the attraction of large deposits of metal. This is the reason why these curries are always splatting , on the damn trains! With purpose, they have been fed a plan by Him who will drive their species to a certain result; in addition, they have discovered the finer details of this plot using their top saarentists and have agreed to construct ways of living which will complement the process. Why are physics so popular amongst them? To construct bigger, better trains with larger surface areas on the hull, and with traditional curry architecture that puzzles the jeet brain with its beauty, acting as an alluring bait for them to stumble towards in a daze.
The heavens have made this beautiful plan with careful oversight. For every splatted jeet, they receive one more blessed soul in the realm above. And so, were the people blessed to live, UNTIL due to our own arrogance, our misconceptions, these poor creatures have been shipped out to other lands, hostile environments which cannot meet the needs of their carefully attuned physiology, by the goldbergs. Such a phenomenon has been disastrous, not because of the flaws of each interacting system, but because of CLASSIC HUMAN NATURE. We must not interfere with the natural state! Let Indians stay in India! Trains will take care of the rest! Praise God!
But be not afraid, or wondering why they are so primitive, because the answer is clear, it lies not in the conflicts between their own castes, but rather all of this is by God himself . And the answer lies .. in trains. Why do you think these curries, have such an attraction to open door , high speed vehicles of high impulse? Because curries, in their dna, have a dominant allele affecting the human brain’s activation of the special P4J33T gene, which ensures that the concentration of certain compounds within their blood and endocrine secretions, will always be high. What do these chemicals do? Well , attuning to a certain combination taking temperature of India’s more arid climates, their below-altitude sea level, and the powerful-smell deathnic pheromones which they are known to emit, their bodies possess not only a special brain wiring which shares with them a special ideology, but results in a regularly-emitting pattern of electromagnetic currents emerging from their fingertips, feet, and scalps, which affect their ability to move their bodies without visible impairment, and drive them towards the attraction of large deposits of metal. This is the reason why these curries are always splatting , on the damn trains! With purpose, they have been fed a plan by Him who will drive their species to a certain result; in addition, they have discovered the finer details of this plot using their top saarentists and have agreed to construct ways of living which will complement the process. Why are physics so popular amongst them? To construct bigger, better trains with larger surface areas on the hull, and with traditional curry architecture that puzzles the jeet brain with its beauty, acting as an alluring bait for them to stumble towards in a daze.
The heavens have made this beautiful plan with careful oversight. For every splatted jeet, they receive one more blessed soul in the realm above. And so, were the people blessed to live, UNTIL due to our own arrogance, our misconceptions, these poor creatures have been shipped out to other lands, hostile environments which cannot meet the needs of their carefully attuned physiology, by the goldbergs. Such a phenomenon has been disastrous, not because of the flaws of each interacting system, but because of CLASSIC HUMAN NATURE. We must not interfere with the natural state! Let Indians stay in India! Trains will take care of the rest! Praise God!
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