Why there is no Rozen Maiden game

[Wolfstorm]

Imagine a sidescroller where you could play with any of them, you could select the gardner and she would say desu after each combo.
It could be a roguelite where you defeat minions for each doll, in her own pocket dimension, until you have the other doll as a boss.
A sidescroller would not be that hard to develop, plus it could have backwards compatibility and be played on older systems as well.
Why there is no game like this? Why we have to tolerate AAA remaster slop packed with chromatic aberration and those disgusting low contrast filters?

 

[Wolfstorm]

Just look at that Black Flag remaster from Ubislop. It is fucking disgusting, the graphics are much worse than the original, plus they made the prostitutes fat, which is historically unrealistic. Now near every AAA game has a woke remaster for the Reddit vaxxed drones to play. So many good ideas left behind to appease the soy collective.

 

[Selevan]

There are games, ps2 and ps3 i think. No idea where to get them tho

 

[Schwarzwald]

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

Hard to find rare PS2 ISOs these days.