What's the most fucked up shit you ever did with your computer

[Foidkiller]

I bent several pins on my mobo accidentally while I was cleaning it, by dropping the cpu onto them. I ended up putting them back straight using the screwdriver (some of them straight up broke out of shape, but luckily I looked up the schematic after and they were just redundant ground). I also took apart my power supply unit since it was super full of dust (hadn't been cleaned in all of the years since I got it) and everything went smoothly, up until the point I was putting it back together - I grabbed it in the wrong place or something, and I got zapped with all the current that was left in it I guess, of course it wasn't plugged in or anything so whatever, but it still gave me a scare, as it was the first time in my life I got jolted this hard.

I wouldn't really count stuff I did with software or phones. If you want, I could make many threads about it, nanodesu.

 

[Exorcist]

Probably the time when I was a teen and got mad at my old slow laptop so much that I grabbed the screen and twisted it till it broke and then took a hammer to the rest or the time I was pissed at my slow old tablet and flung it against the wall, absolutely demolishing it

 

[Foidkiller]

I also remembered when I was a kid I spilled tea on my laptop and it died, oh welp.

Probably the time when I was a teen and got mad at my old slow laptop so much that I grabbed the screen and twisted it till it broke and then took a hammer to the rest or the time I was pissed at my slow old tablet and flung it against the wall, absolutely demolishing it

Are you serious? That's unfathomable

 

[Exorcist]

I also remembered when I was a kid I spilled tea on my laptop and it died, oh welp.

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Are you serious? That's unfathomable

Yes I am. I assume things like this are very common to happen to many people when rage gets the best of them

 

[VioletBlast]

I have had 4 computers sense grade school and have never once hit any of them or damaged them attentionaly. however smart phones I have no sympathy for and have broken a couple out of rage. Smart phones are cheap as hell to make and the new expensive ones are a scam.

 

[Exorcist]

I have had 4 computers sense grade school and have never once hit any of them or damaged them attentionaly. however smart phones I have no sympathy for and have broken a couple out of rage. Smart phones are cheap as hell to make and the new expensive ones are a scam.

I've never once damaged a smart phone in my life and have had the same phone for over 6 years now

 

[Asgard]

I watched a Thai ladyboy of petite stature getting torn apart by a big foreign penis.

 

[newsincerity]

I watched a Thai ladyboy of petite stature getting torn apart by a big foreign penis.

 

[Asgard]

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I live in the Island of the Death.

 

[Hobbit]

Nice try, fed. I run over fedfags in my Honda Civic.

Probably the time when I was a teen and got mad at my old slow laptop so much that I grabbed the screen and twisted it till it broke and then took a hammer to the rest or the time I was pissed at my slow old tablet and flung it against the wall, absolutely demolishing it

Similar shit happened to me as a kid. Habbo Hotel was taking too long to load so I fully punched my laptop's screen and shattered it. I was an angry, bitter kid.

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This looks cool.

 

[Haswell]

I corrupted my phone's OS because I forgot to remove the signing keys in the firmware before flashing a ROM. It was in a bootloop and I was only able to access fastboot (not the recovery mode, that got fucked up too). Only ended up fixing it by using some weird obscure factory reflash tool.

 

[Queen Belle]

I left screw unscrewed part way on my cpu to sabotoge my computer if anyone tried to steal it. I forgot i left it unscrewed when I turned it on. to be fair i didnt turn it on for a lot longer than expected so the oof is reasonable.

 

[Liquid]

scratched a new mainboard with a screwdriver, luckily everything works

 

[VioletBlast]

I left screw unscrewed part way on my cpu to sabotoge my computer if anyone tried to steal it. I forgot i left it unscrewed when I turned it on. to be fair i didnt turn it on for a lot longer than expected so the oof is reasonable.

 

[spooky_Heejin]

Smashed my keyboard in half playing Combat Arms when I was 11.

 

[Regenerator]

With my old computer I raged since it was always slow plus randomly shut down & broke it buy punching it on the screen.