My mom was telling me what she wanted for Christmas and I told her that I i cant because im penalized for forgetting to pay my electric bill. but she doesnt know that I looked at my bank account and can afford the penalty because i didnt spend much last month and hod more money than usual at the start of the month.
I got my mom a gift one time and she thought i was literally going to give her gold plated poop because she saw it sold that day and I had it wrapped in like a brown tissue or something
Black cargo pants, Vit c powder, ticket to a party, a hooker session and a new smartphone. Ho i can hear the manlet neighbor pounding his mixed wife next to me right now.